When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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