Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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