Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Randomize
