What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
