ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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