i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
