Fuck appropriateness.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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