Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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