Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Never joke about your clitoris.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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