How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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