He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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