People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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