I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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