Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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