so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
