just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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