They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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