Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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