I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
