is this the sara with the beer cane?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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