I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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