I wannas sexs uuuuu
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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