yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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