Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Is it penis luge time yet?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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