Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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