: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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