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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.

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Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.

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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.

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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.

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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.

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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester

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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.

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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?

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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again

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