i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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