That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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