I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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