You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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