We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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