she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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