Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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