I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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