I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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