im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
