Small penises have feelings too.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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