God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Randomize
