OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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