This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Sex in the backyard? Check.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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