Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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