susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He felt like a one man threesome
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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