I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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