Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
operation have a gay friend backfired
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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