Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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