I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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