Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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