the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Someone signed my nipple.
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