carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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